When this moment comes, I will be ready.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
//On a scale of one to “Hans pirouetting as he skates off-stage” how well is your evil plot going?
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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"You don’t have to be afraid to put your dream in action, you’re never gonna fade you’ll be the main attraction. Not a fantasy, just remember me, when it turns out right."
relationship goal: a relationship
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life